Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Namewee Parody


  • Only In Malaysia's video: [Panas] Kucing pergi kedai mintak ayam kene tendang.
    [Panas] Kucing pergi kedai mintak ayam kene tendang
    [Namewee Tokok] 009 Listen 聽我說 15-01-2013

    Listen , Listen Listen Listen
    This is a demokrasi country , I allow you to speak
    but when i'm speak , u must listen,Listen Listen Listen
    Don compare our country with other country
    if you want compare , what are you doing in Malaysia
    you should'nt comapre with other country
    but we can compare with animals,we should compare with kucing cuba , tikus in argentina
    anjing di Malaysia,because the animals are happy with their government
    Let me speak speak speak , Kucing ada masalah , tapi penang takda
    u must understand , perhimpunan lebih dari 3 orang di satu tempat adalah haram
    So,When you are eating with your grandmother , mother , your daugther , so you are haram
    Listen , Listen listen listen

    source : http://youtu.be/7Qcd6GkPM-k
    by : Namewee
    Length: ‎3:00

Saturday, January 12, 2013

‎47 year old baby


  • My goodness..
    47 year old baby :

A Moroccan woman became pregnant
at the age of 26 but didn't deliver the
baby until more than 47 years later. By
that time, the fetus had been calcified
inside her womb. During the initial
birth of her baby, when the woman's
water broke, she ran away from the
hospital, afraid to give birth. Soon the
pain stopped and the baby stopped
moving. She considered the baby a
"sleeping baby," a Moroccan belief
that a baby can live in a woman's
womb to protect her honor. Soon her
periods returned and she forgot
about the event. She never became
pregnant again. It wasn't until the age
of 75 that the pains came back and
doctors discovered the calcified baby.
    ‎47 year old baby :

    A Moroccan woman became pregnant
    at the age of 26 but didn't deliver the
    baby until more than 47 years later. By
    ... that time, the fetus had been calcified
    inside her womb. During the initial
    birth of her baby, when the woman's
    water broke, she ran away from the
    hospital, afraid to give birth. Soon the
    pain stopped and the baby stopped
    moving. She considered the baby a
    "sleeping baby," a Moroccan belief
    that a baby can live in a woman's
    womb to protect her honor. Soon her
    periods returned and she forgot
    about the event. She never became
    pregnant again. It wasn't until the age
    of 75 that the pains came back and
    doctors discovered the calcified baby.

Zombie Story


Xtra Freshz They are coming!!
In June of 1972, a woman appeared in Cedar Senai hospital in nothing but a white gown covered in blood. Now this in itself should not be too surprising as people often have accidents nearby and come to the nearest hospital for medical attention. But there were two things that caused people who saw her to vomit and flee in terror.

The first, being that she wasn't exactly human. She resembled something close to a mannequin, but had the dexterity and fluidity of a normal human being. Her face, was as flawless as a mannequins, devoid of eyebrows and smeared in make-up. That's the other reason people were throwing up or fleeing in terror.

She had a kitten clenched in between her teeth, her jaws clamped so unnaturally tightly around it to the point where no teeth could be seen, the blood was still squirting out over her gown and onto the floor. She then pulled it out of her mouth, tossed it aside and collapsed.

From the moment she stepped through the entrance to when she was taken to a hospital room and cleaned up before being prepped for sedation, she was completely calm, expressionless and motionless. The doctors had thought it best to restrain her until the authorities could arrive and she did not protest. They were unable to get any kind of response from her and most staff members felt too uncomfortable to look directly at her for more than a few seconds.

But the second the staff tried to sedate her, she fought back with extreme force. Two members of staff holding her down as her body rose up on the bed with that same, blank expression.

She turned her emotionless eyes towards the male doctor and did something unusual. She smiled.

As she did, the female doctor screamed and let go out of shock. In the womans mouth were not human teeth, but long, sharp spikes. Too long for her mouth to close fully without causing any damage…

The male doctor stared back at her for a moment before asking "What in the hell are you?"

She cracked her neck down to her shoulder to observe him, still smiling.

There was a long pause, the security had been alerted and could be heard coming down the hallway.

As he heard them, she darted forward, sinking her teeth into the front of his throat, ripping out his jugular & letting him fall to the floor, gasping for air as he choked on his own blood.

She stood up and leaned over him, her face coming dangerously close to his as the life faded from his eyes.

She leaned closer & whispered in his ear.

"I…am….God…."

The doctors eyes filled with fear as he watched her calmly walk away to greet the security men. His last ever sight would be watching her feast on them one by one.

The female doctor who survived the incident named her "The expressionless"

There was never a sighting of her again.
In June of 1972, a woman appeared in Cedar Senai hospital in nothing but a white gown covered in blood. Now this in itself should not be too surprising as people often have accidents nearby and come to the nearest hospital for medical attention. But there were two things that caused people who saw her to vomit and flee in terror.

The first, being that she wasn't exactly human. She resembled something close to a mannequin, but had the dexterity and fluidity of a normal human being. Her face, was as flawless as a mannequins, devoid of eyebrows and smeared in make-up. That's the other reason people were throwing up or fleeing in terror.

She had a kitten clenched in between her teeth, her jaws clamped so unnaturally tightly around it to the point where no teeth could be seen, the blood was still squirting out over her gown and onto the floor. She then pulled it out of her mouth, tossed it aside and collapsed.

From the moment she stepped through the entrance to when she was taken to a hospital room and cleaned up before being prepped for sedation, she was completely calm, expressionless and motionless. The doctors had thought it best to restrain her until the authorities could arrive and she did not protest. They were unable to get any kind of response from her and most staff members felt too uncomfortable to look directly at her for more than a few seconds.

But the second the staff tried to sedate her, she fought back with extreme force. Two members of staff holding her down as her body rose up on the bed with that same, blank expression.

She turned her emotionless eyes towards the male doctor and did something unusual. She smiled.

As she did, the female doctor screamed and let go out of shock. In the womans mouth were not human teeth, but long, sharp spikes. Too long for her mouth to close fully without causing any damage…

The male doctor stared back at her for a moment before asking "What in the hell are you?"

She cracked her neck down to her shoulder to observe him, still smiling.

There was a long pause, the security had been alerted and could be heard coming down the hallway.

As he heard them, she darted forward, sinking her teeth into the front of his throat, ripping out his jugular & letting him fall to the floor, gasping for air as he choked on his own blood.

She stood up and leaned over him, her face coming dangerously close to his as the life faded from his eyes.

She leaned closer & whispered in his ear.

"I…am….God…."

The doctors eyes filled with fear as he watched her calmly walk away to greet the security men. His last ever sight would be watching her feast on them one by one.

The female doctor who survived the incident named her "The expressionless"

There was never a sighting of her again.

Sugar King Robert Kuok


[SHARE IT OUT]
Sugar King (The path on becoming a king)

[BASED ON TRUE STORY]
As a chinese, my parent always ask me to leave this country if i had a chance , did your parent ever said this to you before ??, here is a story of robert kuok, our nation biggest lost . (THE REASON LEAVING MALAYSIA BEHIND)

Malaysia sugar king was forced to leave malaysia,but became the world sugar king !,he bought the world largest sugar mills in australia, invested over USD 10 billion in the sugar farm in indonesia with the goal of developing it to the largest sugar regaining producer, living up to the name of world sugar king.

kouk offered tremendous help to the malaysian government in the past few decades,he has done everything possible but what the government did was like what you will get when you" turn over a pig stomach,you will see shit"

Recently ,BN government had offended robert kouk , as a result malaysian ecomomy suffered a gret blow consequently.

after the official visit of chinese premier wen jiabao to malaysia,najib government now truly understood robert kuok personal influence on china. For the self interests of their cronies,barisan nasional had arm-twisted to take over kuok' sugar empire,cronies get rich by 1 billion or so ,but it's causing us huge losses of more than 20 billion each year to our country,those who have accessed to insider news can only curse and pull their hair out

Prior to premier wen jiabao's visit to malaysia, najib and his cabinet hoped that china will double the amount of palm oil import from malaysia, well we all know that china is the largest consumer of palm oil from malaysia. Rapid economic growth in the recent years in china had made the market  demand on palm oil even higher. china became the largest palm oil market for malaysia,but malaysia had also been facing a strong  competition from indonesia , trying to sell its palm oil at a lower prices to china and india, which is diluting malaysian market share.

this threat is a great concern for najib administration, najib hoped to sign a new palm oil trading contract with china wen jiabao in order to double the average 1million tonnes monthly export to china but wen jiabao came to malaysia, najib was told that this request is unlikely to be fulfilled.it was a totall disapointment

so whats the problem here ??? DANG DANG DANG, the problem is SUGAR KING KUOK DOES NOT AGREE !!

the china cooking oil market is monopolized by " CAP AROWANA" ,accounting for nearly 40% of its market share!, the arowana cooking oil belongs to Robert kuok!

Think about it if premier wen jiabao on behalf of the chinese government buys the malaysia palm oil.who is going to be refine it into cooking oil ?, of cause ,it is the private enterprises! , with 40% market share ,if Arowana cooking company refuses to buy more ,how the chinese government is going to absorb the extra import volume ?

najib was insensible from the start and did not know kuok had such a big influence in china, he had helped cronies, forced Robert Kuok to give up the malaysia sugar king throne, and didnt expect to have such a quick retribution

Kuok was forced to pack and leave malaysia,his heart is of cause very unhappy. People of malaysia must know that during the early days of independence, we did not have aviation talent pool, alliance government requested kuoks father to help set up malaysia airways

in 1970 malaysian maritime shipping industry is also in vacuum, malaysian government sent representatives to hong kong  to personally invite kuok for assistance, for the natinal development sake, kuok put aside his group business and came back to malaysia to assist the government in establishing a national maritime shipping industry, this later was renamed to "MALAYSIA INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING CORP" - MISC

robert kuok gave his hand when malaysia repeatedly faced the economic difficulties in mahathir era, even in MCA ,Tan Koon Swan's case, it was rovert kuok who paid the bail ! , malaysian successive government ,from the national front to BN,Owed kuok a alot but malaysian government was freaking ungrateful ,using the high handed trick and no sugar price rise excuse to forcefully take over kuok's sugar empire in malaysia

Deng Xioping made a comeback in the 70's, annonced china reform and needed most generous help of overseas chinese entrepreneurs, roberk kuok was the first to take action to help Deng, among the other entrepreneurs of chinese economic are Li Ka-shing and Henry Fok. Robert Kuok had help china to boost their tourism industry and build the china first five star hotel "THE SHANGRI LA" in beijing

with over 30 years of close relationship with chinese government and its top leadership , Kuok had great influence on them, Najib failed to recognized that, This is why the quota at the top of the post :"FOR THE INTERESTS OF THEIR CRONIES", they arm twisted to take over kuok sugar empire, cronies get rich by 1 billion or so ,but it is causing huge losses of more than 20 billion each year to the country.

Kuok sugar empire was eaten up by fat vampire family,what humiliation he received . kuok had contributed alot to this country what does he get in return from our country and government ??, Ah jib will never imagine that the consequence of offending the sugar king will be so serious

Right after sugar king left malaysia, he immediately announced the acquisition of Australia biggest sugar mill. this is the world leading supplier of raw material for sugar manufacturing, of cause this includes supplying to the family of the fat vampire woman's sugar factory in perlis

kuok had invested 10 billion in indonesia for the development  of the world largest sugar cane plantation , as well as building a state of the art sugar refinary mill

In the midst of world economy facing a downturn . malaysia government had use million of ringgit on traveling around the world by using tax payers money to gain foreign investment . how much was malaysia foreign investment ??, kuok single handedly invested USD 10 billion on the development on indonesia

China palm oil contracts sealed with malaysia is remain unchanged under the term, they wont be any increase in volume. indonesia had more palm oil output than malaysia and It is cheaper too, Now that kuok had invested so much money in indonesia, the government of indonesia would have treated him as heir god of wealth. certainly indonesia has been eyeing to take over the china palm oil contract from malaysia.

After leaving malaysia kuok hold the title of "King of cooking oil", the world "sugar king", he is also the franchisee of coca cola in china market, kuok involved in diversity of business in china, he created many jobs and opportunity for china, the chinese government and top leader have great respect for him.

so far Kuok is only malaysian tycoon who never accepted any royal titles conferred to him, many people address him as "tan sri robert kuok" ,in actual fact he never ever accepted the title "TAN SRI", well he doesnt need them too. his neither a tan sri or dato :), title like this is worthless when you can buy with the people blood money(cronies)

many malaysian "UMNO 1 malaysia" call him a traitor for not staying back in malaysia, he had gave all he got for this ungrateful government, so STFU and stop complaining, is just sad to see many talented malaysian leaving this country because they does not received equal opportunity from this racist bastard government, i hope that talented malaysian will come back after the fall of BN

one door close another door open, on this coming 13GE, we malaysian will make BN pay !!! , for those fools that  say that MCA could  still protect the chinese, open your eyes and think again.

[AFTER READING THIS ,PLEASE SHARE IT OUT]

TheEnd - Kiwi

Read more :
http://motorsportnetwork.co/showthread.php?105-How-Najib-stole-Robert-Kuok-s-sugar-business

More on Robert Kuok :
http://malaysian-billionaire.blogspot.com/2012/10/malaysian-asian-robert-kuok.html

Robert kuok interview:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkRDFJTUMgg


IF you guys are new here, like us at @[376531742401589:274:Politicalgags]


Read more malaysian talent:
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=436639579724138&set=a.376721542382609.84846.376531742401589&type=1&theater
‎[SHARE IT OUT]
Sugar King (The path on becoming a king)

[BASED ON TRUE STORY]
As a chinese, my parent always ask me to leave this country if i had a chance , did your parent ever said this to you before ??, here is a story of robert kuok, our nation biggest lost . (THE REASON LEAVING MALAYSIA BEHIND)

Malaysia sugar king was forced to leave malaysia,but became the world sugar king !,he bought the world largest sugar mills in australia, invested over USD 10 billion in the sugar farm in indonesia with the goal of developing it to the largest sugar regaining producer, living up to the name of world sugar king.

kouk offered tremendous help to the malaysian government in the past few decades,he has done everything possible but what the government did was like what you will get when you" turn over a pig stomach,you will see shit"

Recently ,BN government had offended robert kouk , as a result malaysian ecomomy suffered a gret blow consequently.

after the official visit of chinese premier wen jiabao to malaysia,najib government now truly understood robert kuok personal influence on china. For the self interests of their cronies,barisan nasional had arm-twisted to take over kuok' sugar empire,cronies get rich by 1 billion or so ,but it's causing us huge losses of more than 20 billion each year to our country,those who have accessed to insider news can only curse and pull their hair out

Prior to premier wen jiabao's visit to malaysia, najib and his cabinet hoped that china will double the amount of palm oil import from malaysia, well we all know that china is the largest consumer of palm oil from malaysia. Rapid economic growth in the recent years in china had made the market demand on palm oil even higher. china became the largest palm oil market for malaysia,but malaysia had also been facing a strong competition from indonesia , trying to sell its palm oil at a lower prices to china and india, which is diluting malaysian market share.

this threat is a great concern for najib administration, najib hoped to sign a new palm oil trading contract with china wen jiabao in order to double the average 1million tonnes monthly export to china but wen jiabao came to malaysia, najib was told that this request is unlikely to be fulfilled.it was a totall disapointment

so whats the problem here ??? DANG DANG DANG, the problem is SUGAR KING KUOK DOES NOT AGREE !!

the china cooking oil market is monopolized by " CAP AROWANA" ,accounting for nearly 40% of its market share!, the arowana cooking oil belongs to Robert kuok!

Think about it if premier wen jiabao on behalf of the chinese government buys the malaysia palm oil.who is going to be refine it into cooking oil ?, of cause ,it is the private enterprises! , with 40% market share ,if Arowana cooking company refuses to buy more ,how the chinese government is going to absorb the extra import volume ?

najib was insensible from the start and did not know kuok had such a big influence in china, he had helped cronies, forced Robert Kuok to give up the malaysia sugar king throne, and didnt expect to have such a quick retribution

Kuok was forced to pack and leave malaysia,his heart is of cause very unhappy. People of malaysia must know that during the early days of independence, we did not have aviation talent pool, alliance government requested kuoks father to help set up malaysia airways

in 1970 malaysian maritime shipping industry is also in vacuum, malaysian government sent representatives to hong kong to personally invite kuok for assistance, for the natinal development sake, kuok put aside his group business and came back to malaysia to assist the government in establishing a national maritime shipping industry, this later was renamed to "MALAYSIA INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING CORP" - MISC

robert kuok gave his hand when malaysia repeatedly faced the economic difficulties in mahathir era, even in MCA ,Tan Koon Swan's case, it was rovert kuok who paid the bail ! , malaysian successive government ,from the national front to BN,Owed kuok a alot but malaysian government was freaking ungrateful ,using the high handed trick and no sugar price rise excuse to forcefully take over kuok's sugar empire in malaysia

Deng Xioping made a comeback in the 70's, annonced china reform and needed most generous help of overseas chinese entrepreneurs, roberk kuok was the first to take action to help Deng, among the other entrepreneurs of chinese economic are Li Ka-shing and Henry Fok. Robert Kuok had help china to boost their tourism industry and build the china first five star hotel "THE SHANGRI LA" in beijing

with over 30 years of close relationship with chinese government and its top leadership , Kuok had great influence on them, Najib failed to recognized that, This is why the quota at the top of the post :"FOR THE INTERESTS OF THEIR CRONIES", they arm twisted to take over kuok sugar empire, cronies get rich by 1 billion or so ,but it is causing huge losses of more than 20 billion each year to the country.

Kuok sugar empire was eaten up by fat vampire family,what humiliation he received . kuok had contributed alot to this country what does he get in return from our country and government ??, Ah jib will never imagine that the consequence of offending the sugar king will be so serious

Right after sugar king left malaysia, he immediately announced the acquisition of Australia biggest sugar mill. this is the world leading supplier of raw material for sugar manufacturing, of cause this includes supplying to the family of the fat vampire woman's sugar factory in perlis

kuok had invested 10 billion in indonesia for the development of the world largest sugar cane plantation , as well as building a state of the art sugar refinary mill

In the midst of world economy facing a downturn . malaysia government had use million of ringgit on traveling around the world by using tax payers money to gain foreign investment . how much was malaysia foreign investment ??, kuok single handedly invested USD 10 billion on the development on indonesia

China palm oil contracts sealed with malaysia is remain unchanged under the term, they wont be any increase in volume. indonesia had more palm oil output than malaysia and It is cheaper too, Now that kuok had invested so much money in indonesia, the government of indonesia would have treated him as heir god of wealth. certainly indonesia has been eyeing to take over the china palm oil contract from malaysia.

After leaving malaysia kuok hold the title of "King of cooking oil", the world "sugar king", he is also the franchisee of coca cola in china market, kuok involved in diversity of business in china, he created many jobs and opportunity for china, the chinese government and top leader have great respect for him.

so far Kuok is only malaysian tycoon who never accepted any royal titles conferred to him, many people address him as "tan sri robert kuok" ,in actual fact he never ever accepted the title "TAN SRI", well he doesnt need them too. his neither a tan sri or dato :), title like this is worthless when you can buy with the people blood money(cronies)

many malaysian "UMNO 1 malaysia" call him a traitor for not staying back in malaysia, he had gave all he got for this ungrateful government, so STFU and stop complaining, is just sad to see many talented malaysian leaving this country because they does not received equal opportunity from this racist bastard government, i hope that talented malaysian will come back after the fall of BN

one door close another door open, on this coming 13GE, we malaysian will make BN pay !!! , for those fools that say that MCA could still protect the chinese, open your eyes and think again.

[AFTER READING THIS ,PLEASE SHARE IT OUT]

TheEnd - Kiwi

Read more :
http://motorsportnetwork.co/showthread.php?105-How-Najib-stole-Robert-Kuok-s-sugar-business

More on Robert Kuok :
http://malaysian-billionaire.blogspot.com/2012/10/malaysian-asian-robert-kuok.html

Robert kuok interview:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkRDFJTUMgg


IF you guys are new here, like us at Politicalgags


Read more malaysian talent:
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=436639579724138&set=a.376721542382609.84846.376531742401589&type=1&theater